- Me in 5th grade:
I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
- Me now:
I probably wouldn't do meth
I'm not about to pretend that this is anything amazing. It's not insightful or philosophical. It may not be beautiful, but it is my take on beauty. It is a cliched release for my boredom, and that is exactly what I want it to be. It is random, colorful, irrelevant, and silly. It is what I hope my life will be about, and I hope you enjoy it.
If you feel like reading, look for my cupcake recipes (they're more than baking ingredients)
pardon my naughtiness, it's inevitable
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple: I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.