holycrapacupcake

I'm not about to pretend that this is anything amazing. It's not insightful or philosophical. It may not be beautiful, but it is my take on beauty. It is a cliched release for my boredom, and that is exactly what I want it to be. It is random, colorful, irrelevant, and silly. It is what I hope my life will be about, and I hope you enjoy it.
If you feel like reading, look for my cupcake recipes (they're more than baking ingredients)
pardon my naughtiness, it's inevitable

alonglineofbread:

thatcorbincrow:

IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS

IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES

IMAGINE SHARK MERMAIDS HUNTING WITH ACTUAL SHARKS

IMAGINE MERMAIDS THAT USE THEIR COLOR/TEXTURE FOR CAMOUFLAGE

IMAGINE JELLYFISH MERMAIDS

IMAGINE A SPERM WHALE MERMAID FIGHTING A GIANT SQUID MERMAID

IMAGINE MERMAIDS

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    1: Name
    2: Age
    3: 3 Fears
    4: 3 things I love
    5: 4 turns on
    6: 4 turns off
    7: My best friend
    8: Sexual orientation
    9: My best first date
    10: How tall am I
    11: What do I miss
    12: What time were I born
    13: Favorite color
    14: Do I have a crush
    15: Favorite quote
    16: Favorite place
    17: Favorite food
    18: Do I use sarcasm
    19: What am I listening to right now
    20: First thing I notice in new person
    21: Shoe size
    22: Eye color
    23: Hair color
    24: Favorite style of clothing
    25: Ever done a prank call?
    27: Meaning behind my URL
    28: Favorite movie
    29: Favorite song
    30: Favorite band
    31: How I feel right now
    32: Someone I love
    33: My current relationship status
    34: My relationship with my parents
    35: Favorite holiday
    36: Tattoos and piercing i have
    37: Tattoos and piercing i want
    38: The reason I joined Tumblr
    39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
    40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
    41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
    42: When did I last hold hands?
    43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
    44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
    45: Where am I right now?
    46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
    47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
    48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
    49: Am I excited for anything?
    50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
    51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
    52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
    53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
    54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
    55: What is something I disliked about today?
    56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
    57: What do I think about most?
    58: What’s my strangest talent?
    59: Do I have any strange phobias?
    60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
    61: What was the last lie I told?
    62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
    63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
    64: Do I believe in magic?
    65: Do I believe in luck?
    66: What's the weather like right now?
    67: What was the last book I've read?
    68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
    69: Do I have any nicknames?
    70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?
    71: Do I spend money or save it?
    72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
    73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
    74: Favorite animal?
    75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
    76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
    77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
    78: How can you win my heart?
    79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
    80: What is my favorite word?
    81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
    82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
    83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
    84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
    85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
    86: What is my current desktop picture?
    87: Had sex?
    88: Bought condoms?
    89: Gotten pregnant?
    90: Failed a class?
    91: Kissed a boy?
    92: Kissed a girl?
    93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
    94: Had job?
    95: Left the house without my wallet?
    96: Bullied someone on the internet?
    97: Had sex in public?
    98: Played on a sports team?
    99: Smoked weed?
    100: Did drugs?
    101: Smoked cigarettes?
    102: Drank alcohol?
    103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
    104: Been overweight?
    105: Been underweight?
    106: Been to a wedding?
    107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
    108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
    109: Been outside my home country?
    110: Gotten my heart broken?
    111: Been to a professional sports game?
    112: Broken a bone?
    113: Cut myself?
    114: Been to prom?
    115: Been in airplane?
    116: Fly by helicopter?
    117: What concerts have I been to?
    118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
    119: Learned another language?
    120: Wore make up?
    121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
    122: Had oral sex?
    123: Dyed my hair?
    124: Voted in a presidential election?
    125: Rode in an ambulance?
    126: Had a surgery?
    127: Met someone famous?
    128: Stalked someone on a social network?
    129: Peed outside?
    130: Been fishing?
    131: Helped with charity?
    132: Been rejected by a crush?
    133: Broken a mirror?
    134: What do I want for birthday?

faeriedroid:

fru-fru-racoons:

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

Except healthy polyamory isn’t an actual thing.

eggs and bacon ur mistaken

(Source: quartzwarrior, via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(Source: tru2002, via jettrose17)

justmargaret:

hiddenhogwarts:

After Fred died George developed a line of Cheering Chocolates, Nightmare Nougat and Memory Mallow for himself and others with PTSD. 

Eventually he expanded the line to Safe Silent Sparklers for those with sound sensitivities or triggers and Trigger Talismans which vibrate and block out sound when a trigger is said so that the wearer can leave. 

HEADCANON SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, AND ACCEPTED.

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